In a particular PEANUTS cartoon, the team “statistician” brings Charlie Brown, the manager, his report.
“I’ve compiled the statistics on our baseball team for last season,” Linus says. “In 12 games we ALMOST scored a run and in 9 games the other team ALMOST didn’t score before the first out. In right field, Lucy ALMOST caught 3 balls and once ALMOST made the right play.”
“We led the league,” he concludes, “in ‘ALMOSTS,’ Charlie Brown.” Continue reading
