A young Texas cowboy was riding his horse one day when he saw a hunched-over old farm hand on a mule. Deciding to have a little fun, the cocky cowboy drew his six-shooter and told the old man to get down off his mule.
He asked the old man “Have you ever danced? ” Then he began to empty his revolver at the old man’s feet, laughing hilariously at every shot.
The old man obviously unamused, but unfazed, slowly turned back to his mule, put his hand into his pack, drew a shotgun, aimed it at the young fellow whose revolver was empty and said, “Did you ever kiss a mule?” Continue reading