A man who is charged with destroying a bar in a drunken brawl, appeared in court, “Sir, said the Judge, “What do you have to say for yourself?
“Your honor. I’m not guilty. My reputation in this community is spotless. My character is beyond reproach.
“Do you have any witnesses who can vouch for your character? asked the Judge.
The man pointed across the courtroom “The sheriff over there.”
The sheriff immediately jumped to his feet, “Your honor. That man’s a liar. I’ve never seen him before in my life!” Continue reading
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